Take it easy, but take it. Woody Guthrie (via observando)
  • clisneyprincess:

    see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

    (Source: prlncest)

  • talaem:

    “don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

    (Source: scoundreling)

  • onlinepunk:

    my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

  • deodrant:

    you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

  • jackwhitevevo:

    once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

    (Source: fullmetaljackit)

  • davidbyrne:

    i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

  • playdated:

    BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

  • timid:

-radiatemileyray:

Miley Cyrus won the biggest award up for grabs at the VMA’s last night, winning “Video Of The Year” and instead of just going up on stage and taking her trophy, she very kindly took a young homeless man with her to represent the homeless community. She took him as her date then sent him up to collect the award for her, and he had written and said a lovely speech about being homeless and the charity whilst miley looked on in tears. Don’t you ever tell me she doesn’t have a heart of gold, she is an amazing human being.


I LOVE MILEY SO MUCH
    equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE