• braydaaan:

    do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

  • Most of the pain you’re dealing with are really just thoughts… ever think of that? (via sexclution)
    Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort. Franklin D. Roosevelt (via observando)
    To tell someone not to be emotional is to tell them to be dead. Jeanette Winterson (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
  • the-masters-fallen-angel:

    geobytes:

    My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

    That’s not a yearbook.

    That’s a hit list.

  • r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing
    givemeinternet:

It took him a second to realize
  • pixyled:

    and-down-we-go:

    My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

    but she hit send when all it said was

    Hi Jeffrey,
          I am afraid

    THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

  • joshhutchercat:

    my heart says yes but my mom says no