• kansass:

    Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

    • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
    • ...
    • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
    jecoart:

Mona Khaleesa 
  • you know what really turns me on?

    unprotected 

    wifi 

    (Source: parasailin-sarahpalin)

  • tvspecial:

    *president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

    (Source: whiteboyfriend)